'Carry on catering follow up 2' by Richard Edwards

Potato peelings and gravy mix in the flour bin

Thinking it was a dustbin

Chocolate cake in the mixer with no lid

Chocolate cake mix all over the ceiling

Dripping white brown rain

Mopping up and knocking the freezer switch

With the melting water flooding through

Paddling not skating

And the buffet for social workers

Smashed all over the floor

I was like a bird

Pulled back like on a string.